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jajajajaja!!!Acúsame con tu mamá ahora poh…conchetumadre.
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HAHAHAHA YOU DESERVED IT
“I have never had homosexual relationships or even fantasies. But I dream about having sexing with this man all the time. I must admit he has a lot of imagination and he pleases me. Sometimes when I wake up I discover I have had a nocturnal emission.”
http://www.thisman.org/dreams.htm
OH GOD.
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-Mañana del 19 de Julio, año 2009-
- Eri, ¡Eri!, ¡¡despierta!!.
- ¡Mamá! ¡¡Cierra las cortinas!! - gritó la pequeña, intentando escaparse del rayo de luz que iluminaba su cara.
- Vamos, que ya es hora… -respondió su madre, con voz suave- …¡vamos a llegar tarde si no te apresuras! Súbitamente, la niña saltó de la cama y empezó a correr por todos lados, recogiendo ropa y metiéndola desordenada en una mochilita cercana.
- ¡¡Wah!! ¡me quedé dormida! ¡me dijiste que arreglara la ropa anoche y no…
- …Y no lo hiciste, -terminó la frase su madre, deteniendo a eri y pasándole un bolso- pero no es la primera vez que pasa, así que te dejé todo listo cuando dormías.
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WTF ARE YOU DOING, SPOCK?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT MAID OUTFIT.
YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE BOOBS
STOP IT, YOU LOOK SILLY!
Son: Daddy, Can I be a Mutant?
Dad: One Day Son, But for Now, You’re Too Young
Son: But Daddy!
Dad: No means no and stop snibbling you little shit! By the way, I’m not your daddy…
Son: Huh?!
Dad: I just Kinda Fuck Your Mom…
Son: *Gasp*
Dad: Talking of Fucking People, I have a story for you… Sit back and Listen, it’s quite an amusing one!
Well I took myself to Bayou,
I could not believe my eyes,
The folks had been mutated,
Not quite Dead, but not alive.
Wasn’t really looking for love,
But they say that’s when it strikes,
She had that look of been dug up,
But that’s the type I like.
Yeah, free world man.
One man’s meat,
Yadda yadda yadda,
Man, She was Good…
Well, She came towards me,
Said no words, just kinda snarlin’,
And she tried to eat my brains out,
I just had to kiss you darling!
Think I kinda rushed it though,
Cause as her lips touched my mouth,
Her gums broke free from her face,
Thought it rude to spit them out.
You know those travel programs that’s on the Television?
Where they eat all that weird shit?
Yeah, She tasted like Chicken.
Didn’t want to make a scene,
As her mouth was in mine,
So I chewed around, And swallowed it down,
Went in for a second time!
Know I like to love the hard way,
The rough and then the tumble,
But she was something else, Man!
I was being strangled!
Once again mis-read the signs,
Thought, Go to second base!
And her top came off,
Her tits went Pop,
Got puss all in my face.
Yeah, Tasted Like Chicken,
Chunky, Pussy Chicken!
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WIN.
